Vampires Do Not Make Good Valentines

Stealing kisses from a vampire could cost more than a card or box of chocolates.

Written by Sherrel Jones

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Vampires are no longer viewed as repulsive in popular literature.

Mysterious, attractive, powerful, immortal. Sounds like the perfect valentine, right? Maybe not. Stealing kisses from a vampire could cost more than a card or box of chocolates – it could cost your blood – or your soul.

That is why Texas Tech University vampire expert Erin Collopy said that despite a longtime erotic element to vampire fiction, she is not sold on the idea of vampires as love interests.

“’Carmilla,’ a novella published in 1872 contains the first significant female vampire in English literature, it even has a lesbian subtext,” Collopy said. “Carmilla is remarkably beautiful and appealing, but ultimately repulsive because of her vampirism. However, I think the first English-language film version of Dracula, released in 1931 and starring Bela Lugosi, was what really started the vampire fascination in the United States.”

Vampires are no longer viewed as repulsive, she said. This is evident in the “Twilight Saga.” The Cullen family is just one example of the sympathetic vampire in contemporary film and literature. Collopy said she thinks it is easy for teenage girls to both identify with Bella and want to be like her.

“In many respects Bella seems very ordinary,” Collopy said, “but when she shows up at a new school, everyone is interested in her, especially the vampire Edward. Edward is exceptionally attractive, wealthy, interesting to Bella, and devoted to her.”

Vampires have romantic and erotic love stories, but Collopy prefers an ordinary love story between two humans. She said many great writers have written stories about love and it is their understanding of humanity and their skill in writing that makes them so good. “Twilight” is fun, but Jane Austen’s works have stood the test of time, she said.

Collopy said she does not think most vampires would make a good valentine, especially Slavic vampires – an unclean spirit possessing a decomposing body.

“I wouldn’t want a Slavic folkloric vampire as a valentine,” Collopy said. “They’re entirely too zombie-like. Dracula wouldn’t make a very good valentine. However, Edward would probably give you a red-convertible Porsche or a Faberge egg.”

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