Argus Hamilton (Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country.)

Charlie Sheen won the auction for NFL Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring with a quarter million dollar bid. It doesn’t seem right. Lawrence Taylor fell on hard times with cocaine and hooker scandals while Charlie Sheen fell on good times with them.

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Texas Tech released a study showing the taller candidate has been elected president in two-thirds of elections. Most are over six feet tall. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for Ross Perot or Mike Dukakis to enter the White House.

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