December 3, 2009
Written by: Jessica Behnham
You've probably seen the commercial: A bald, 50-something white guy sits in a coffee shop in the middle of the day, instant- messaging on his laptop while sipping from his cup. A message pops up: "Remember how we used to say 'WHEN' we retire, like it was a sure thing?" He smiles ruefully. "I know," he responds. "Then it became a lot of 'WILL WE' retire."
His unidentified correspondent then delivers the dagger: "How do we get from 'WILL WE' back to 'WHEN WE'?" Our protagonist looks into the distance, pensive and worried, while the reassuring voice of the John Hancock investment firm offers you advice.